Seks Dalam Tandas

I found this blog while searching for Jean Abdullah's pic. I copied the article and paste it here. I hope the author dun mind. I have the link up there. You guys can read over there too.

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Tempat : Kelas Tkn 6 Melur
Situasi : Pelajaran Bahasa Melayu. Cikgu Sahab meminta pelajar menghuraikan pendapat dan pandangan masing-masing mengenai tajuk "Kenapa Remaja Melakukan Maksiat Dalam Tandas Awam"

Sharifah Aina Binti Jeffry Anas : pada pendapat saya, remaja yang sanggup melakukan maksiat dalam tandas adalah dari kalangan mereka yang tidak berkemampuan menyewa bilik hotel.

Zakaria Bin Mohammad Khuzairi : Saya tidak bersetuju kerana ada diantara mereka yang datang dari golongan berkemampuan tetapi masih melakukan perkara sedemikian.

Khairil Osman Bin Abd. Rahman : Menurut firasat saya, remaja tersebut berada dalam keadaan kelam kabut. Tak sempat cari hotel. Dan sebab utama yang lain, mereka buta tentang agama.

Sofri Sufian Bin Ahmad Azlan : Saya tidak bersetuju bahawa pelajar tersebut buta tentang agama.

Khairil Osman Bin Abd. Rahman : Kenapa pulak? bukankah umat yang melakukan maksiat sebegini sebenarnya tidak tahu atau tidak menghayati pendidikan agama?

Cikgu Sahab : ( bertanya kepada Sofri Sufian Bin Ahmad Azlan) Mengapa kamu tidak bersetuju dengan pendapat Khairil Osman Bin Abd. Rahman?

Sofri Sufian Bin Ahmad Azlan : Sebenarnya mereka amat arif dengan agama. Sebab mereka tahu yang malaikat TIDAK akan masuk tandas. Oleh itu, jika mereka melakukan maksiat dalam tandas, malaikat tidak dapat menulis amalan buruk yang mereka lakukan.

Cikgu Sahab : ?!!

Pemikiran budak zaman sekarang

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I found this post very interesting not because of the title of the post but the content. Students of today are no more naive like during our time. I don't even know the meaning of the word fuck, intercourse and sex. When I was in the lower secondary school, I still think that kissing will make a person pregnant. hahahahaha.... Until when I was in Form 5, teacher was telling us about wearing condom. She said that condom can only be wear when 'it' stiff. I put up my hand immediately and I asked one stupid question that turn my teacher's face into red colour.

Teacher: Kondom hanya boleh digunakan apabila 'ia' menjadi keras.
Me: Cikgu!!! Apa yang keras?
Teacher: *looks so different... whole expression changes... the face is so red!!!* Eh.... Zakar yang keras.
Me: *still so innocent* ok. (But deep down in me, why the penis can turn stiff?)

By the way, I think the above doubt of mine was solved sometimes in Form 6. Yeah.. when I start working as the assistant Auditor of one of the famous auditing firm in Kuching. Most of the senior auditors like to talk dirty during their free time. I learn a lot from them and becomes the famous dirty minded joker when I was in University. Friends just like to hang around with me and start joking from night to morning. When I laugh very loud, they know that probably I have the best joke of the day. hahahahha......

Anyway.. me as a teacher, I have whole load of situations like the above that turn us teachers speechless. Yeah... may be I will share some with my readers later.